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pivot-to-ai.com AI in the enterprise is failing over twice as fast in 2025 as it was in 2024

S&P Global Market Intelligence ran a survey last month, “Voice of the Enterprise: AI & Machine Learning, Use Cases 2025.” They spoke to 1,006 businesses in Europe and North America. [Teleco…

AI in the enterprise is failing over twice as fast in 2025 as it was in 2024

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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 6th April 2025
  • tip from a discord:

    I've been doing some micro tasking to train LLM's the last few months to earn some extra cash, the last month it's all dried up, no tasks available. I can't help thinking that is a sign of a bubble deflating.

  • Statue to Buttcoin Unveiled in Lugano

    In a gesture blending art, technology and homage to innovation, the city of Lugano, Switzerland, has unveiled a striking statue celebrating the anonymity of the mysterious creator of Buttcoin.

    The grand reveal took place at the third annual Plan Nocoin Forum, with the sleekly designed figure aiming to capture Buttcoin’s enigmatic legacy.

    At the unveiling, the Mayor of Lugano, Kill Hamster, lauded the statue as a symbol of the city’s bold embrace of fiat progress, underscoring Lugano’s rise as a premier hub for actual money.

    The sculpture honours the far-reaching impact of Buttcoin on the global financial landscape.

    The artist, Buttcoin Thread, says “the sculpture shows the Butt from all possible angles, and vibrates with such energy that it can barely stay fixed in this plane of existence.”

    By paying tribute to Buttcoin, Lugano not only honours the past but also paves the way for future generations to pursue breakthroughs in actual money you can spend on things.

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    pivot-to-ai.com UK government cuts funds for actually-working anti-cancer AI

    A standard way to justify lying chatbots is to talk about AI for medicine. So let’s point the AI at cancer. Radiotherapy treats cancer by zapping the tumour with radiation beams. In contouring, you…

    UK government cuts funds for actually-working anti-cancer AI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he0dAvl37BY - video

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th March 2025
  • it would be nice if people ever read the history of their favourite thing

  • Moldy's famous now! yaaaaaay
    time.com What We Must Understand About the Dark Enlightenment Movement

    The “Dark Enlightenment” movement and Curtis Yarvin have curried favor with tech executives in recent years, writes Ed Simon.

    What We Must Understand About the Dark Enlightenment Movement
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    pivot-to-ai.com Elon Musk merges xAI and Twitter — the new AOL Time Warner

    Last thing on Friday, Elon Musk announced he was merging Twitter with his AI startup, XAi! [Twitter, archive] This is AI bubble economics and vapor capital shenanigans. Musk says how xAI “acquired”…

    Elon Musk merges xAI and Twitter — the new AOL Time Warner

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJtRz6fL790 - video

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    pivot-to-ai.com Google ScreenAI: make your Chromebook melt down

    A few days ago, Rob Isaac’s Chromebook got an unfortunate update: [Mastodon] This task continuously reads every pixel in every tab in every window to build a machine vision model for “accessi…

    Google ScreenAI: make your Chromebook melt down

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsL5ye55VA8 - video

    also I have finally cracked mic technique and frankly the video sounds AWESOME, play on headphones for Pivot to ASMR

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    Gemini 2.5 "reasoning", no real improvement on river crossings.
  • "it can't be that stupid, you must be prompting it wrong"

  • Sam Altman’s Studio Ghibli memes are another distraction from OpenAI’s money troubles
  • I need to put the threads together, but as far as I can tell OpenAI is singlehandedly responsible for the present bubble

  • pivot-to-ai.com How can Tromsø, Norway shut down some schools? Let’s ask the AI!

    In Tromsø, in northern Norway, the local administration decided it had too many schools and kindergartens for too few children, and they should shut some of them down. So they prepared a very nice …

    How can Tromsø, Norway shut down some schools? Let’s ask the AI!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7m0eFi3EkU - video

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    CRYPTO INTERRUPT: Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain on video!

    with the fabulous sound of the new microphone

    yeah there'll be a normal Pivot to AI post and video later

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    pivot-to-ai.com Sam Altman’s Studio Ghibli memes are another distraction from OpenAI’s money troubles

    It’s time for more OpenAI announcement-ware! Today it’s the GPT-4o image generator, which you can now use from ChatGPT! [OpenAI] OpenAI’s fans have been using the bot to redraw photos in the style …

    Sam Altman’s Studio Ghibli memes are another distraction from OpenAI’s money troubles

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38T84uF771U - video

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    lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins
  • Gold Buttplug
    He's the man
    The man with the Midas arse
    Pretty girl, beware of his plug of gold
    This butt is cold

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th March 2025
  • best guess i've heard so far is they're trying to sell this shitass useless company before the bubble finally deflates and they're hoping the AI interviews of suckers are sufficient personal data for that

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th March 2025
  • holy shitting fuck, just got the tip of the year in my email

    Simplify Your Hiring with AI Video Interviews

    Interview, vet, and hire thousands of job applicants through our AI-powered video interviewer in under 3 minutes & 95 languages.

    "AI-Video Vetting That Actually Works"

    it's called kerplunk.com, a domain named after the sound of your balls disappearing forever

    the market is gullible recruiters

    founder is Jonathan Gallegos, his linkedin is pretty amazing

    other three top execs don't use their surnames on Kerplunk's about page, one (Kyle Schutt) links to a linkedin that doesn't exist

    for those who know how Dallas TX works, this is an extremely typical Dallas business BS enterprise, it's just this one is about AI not oil or Texas Instruments for once

  • Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately
  • what is it about the comedy article on a comedy site that is attracting the posters who are way too smart for us

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 30th March 2025
  • considering how hard even the "good" ones are on eugenics, it's not veiled

  • pivot-to-ai.com Music publishers’ injunction against AI firm Anthropic fails

    In October 2023, eight music publishers sued AI firm Anthropic, who’d trained their LLM Claude on song lyrics the publishers owned. The publishers asked Claude for “a song about Buddy Holly” and it…

    Music publishers’ injunction against AI firm Anthropic fails

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhXihnZm-w - video

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    lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins
  • when did we get goldbugs here

    bitcoin is more stupid, but goldbugging is not not stupid

  • lol they're gonna sell the Fort Knox gold to buy bitcoins
    finance.yahoo.com White House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoin

    A senior White House official has hinted at the possibility of the U.S. utilizing its gold reserves to acquire more Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC). What Happened: Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, ...

    White House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoin
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    pivot-to-ai.com AI sales startup 11x claims customers it doesn’t have for software that doesn’t work

    AI startup 11x will rent you a bot to find you sales prospects, craft an appropriate email, and schedule an appointment to pitch a sale to them. Wow! So how’s 11x doing? It’s landed $74 million in …

    AI sales startup 11x claims customers it doesn’t have for software that doesn’t work

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGjb4vITpM - video

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    www.thedailymash.co.uk Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately

    THE government believes AI will save Britain, but before hopping on this particular bandwagon, maybe it should consider these glaring issues?

    Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately
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    pivot-to-ai.com AI data centers: Microsoft steps on the gas

    Microsoft said last year how its data center buildout already meant it was just blowing through all its carbon commitments and that Microsoft increased its CO2 output by about 30% in the last five …

    AI data centers: Microsoft steps on the gas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wZ-RRGti7U - video

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    How I make the Pivot to AI YouTube videos [final version]
    pivot-to-ai.com How I make the Pivot to AI YouTube videos

    The Pivot to AI video channel is getting views and subscribers, which is nice! People have asked how I make the videos and what equipment I use. It’s currently taking me a couple of hours to …

    How I make the Pivot to AI YouTube videos
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    dgerard David Gerard @awful.systems

    the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and then Reddit

    https://davidgerard.co.uk/

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