a_robot @ a_robot @lemm.ee

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That would be the (day)dream.

Maybe we could, maybe... Not sleep, together? : ]

Wife

summons bear Fuck.

I am beyond the point of online validation being helpful. I need to be hugged so hard that my ribcage is destroyed.

You for got the mouth D:)

Epstein had blackmail, and as such was still a danger to the rich, even in jail. On the other hand, Luigi was just some guy with a gun who got lucky, if they can lock him up for the rest of his life, he doesn't pose any danger.

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.

Wife

What about me? I only have the right side against a wall, the other 3 are open. Also the head is next to the door

just X

Elon's favorite gender.

My understanding is that stimulants alleviates ADHD symptoms. That meth is a type of stimulant. And that specialized ADHD meds are based off of meth (according to my nurse mom and sister).

But also, I am being intentionally hyperbolic for the purposes of comedy.

Meth. Anything less will only result in eventual and catastrophic failure. Source: I have ADHD and have tried everything else, several times over.

This reminds me of that one map the Russian official made, where it begins to break down immediately after looking at it for a few seconds. Though this is NCD, so that is the joke, but still... It huts more the longer I look at it

Wife

A girlfriend is what I need, but I've given up hope. My final wish is that the void may bring comfort.

I for some reason interpreted this as replacing nuclear reactors. I like it my way more.

I thought the nose was a mini smiley face.

I would love to have a girlfriend like this... I would love to have a girlfriend. I am lonely, and this it the female version of my life.

While I agree that it should be a last resort, as even I would only feel save accepting it on my deathbed, the reason why is that I simply want nothing more than to be a full robot. Without any biology to feed, only machine!