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  • Okay but the point is they should've been able to run a wet paper bag against Trump and win.

  • When I hear people say that porn is bad for your brain I'm always confused. But then I remember rape and cheater porn are two of the most popular forms of porn.

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  • I once saw a woman driving with a thin blue line flag and my only thought was "I wonder what kind of concealer she uses to hide her bruises"

  • I've been using windows my entire life and have never run into any of the issues Linux users talk about all the time.

  • How you gonna do the Shillelagh this dirty?

  • Horse meat is delicious and idgaf what all the crazy horse girls say

  • FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

  • Mix of both.

    I got perma banned for telling someone to crawl back into their hole because they were defending female genital mutilation while saying circumcision was perfectly fine because uncut penises "looked nasty".

    But I can still access all of reddit. I just can't comment or upvote/downvote anything. And the nsfw instance of lemmy is a shit show of having to constantly block the same content over and over because there's eleventy billion versions of the same community.

  • Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of "waking" up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I'm late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it's only 2am.

  • They held my high school diploma for 6 months because I had $20 dollar deficit.

    They never got the money because my dad threatened a lawsuit.

  • I'm so fucking sick of the whole "bUt AiM aSsIsT!!!!11!"

    It's nowhere fucking near the advantage pc players act like it is when they have pretty much every other advantage using m&k. It's literally only even a thing in the first place because aiming quickly with a controller is ass for most people.

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  • These comments are wild. My parents and my ex's parents let us do this and it turned out horrible for everyone. The fact that people are okay with this is crazy to me.

    Yes kids are gonna have sex with or without the parents knowing but letting them stay the night isn't the way to go. Let them keep their doors closed or whatever but no way in hell I'm letting my daughter have a boy stay the night.

  • Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step

  • I said this the last time this was posted and I'm saying it again

    "THEN MAYBE DON'T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!"

  • My brain - Thou shalt put ass above all else

  • I hope Louis' nana is at least being taken care of

  • It's crazy to me that Biden fully supported Ukraine fighting for it's survival while also supplying Israel with everything it needed to pave over Palestine.

    Like it doesn't make any fucking sense.

  • I expected Bayonetta

  • I was recently talking to my boss about some storms that were coming through. I said there were tornado watches in place. He said "Yeah but how common are tornadoes in ohio?". I replied "I've driven through two in the past 3 years."

    I think he finally understood climate change meant weather change.