Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

MegaMind.

OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.

Näusicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Bill Cipher

Daria

She would hate that so much

Jesus of Nazareth

Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.

I was gonna say, you've got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
- That is outrageous! It's unfair!

Captain planet.

Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

- TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can't tell unless he's driving near zero!
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
- He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn't allowed to disappear until his term is up.
  
  Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.

Winnie the Pooh for the irony

You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

This will be an interesting meeting.

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.

Archer.

Mallory Archer.

Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
- we're headed for Barry though. 😞
So, Lucille from Arrested Development

I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can't decide which.
- Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
  
  Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.

King Julien. No one comes close.

I gather you like to move it move it?
- And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!

There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

And she is used to apologizing for idiots so she'd be able to alot in and rebuild international relationships.

Nausicaa president

Saitama vice

Kodos

Sort of disappointed that I had to scroll this far…
I voted for Kang!

Clark Kent.

He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can't rely on the guy.

Do comic books count? If yes I'd say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.

Uncle Duke? Man, that's a throwback!

Think I'll go listen to some Captain & Tennille, "Muskrat Love"

Daria

The Lorax

A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude
- And we'd get a Monorail

Bender Bending Rodríguez

He'll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.

Well. There was a tos cartoon so spock.

Spock would likely make a terrible president, purely because he’d be surrounded by illogical politicians who are constantly trying to backstab him. You need a president who is capable of not only being level-headed, but also capable of playing politics when it matters. The unfortunate truth is that politics often requires playing the long game, instead of simply finding consensus and getting shit done right away.
- I'd be ok with that. I want it to be simply finding consensus and getting shit done right away. Also he would follow the law.

William Murderface

Murderface Murderface Murderface
I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.

At least they're open about wanting people to die.
- The bass is the foundation of the executive branch of the government!
- They were governors of Florida

if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.

if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.

My villain choice: Lex Luthor

My hero choice: The Martian Manhunter

Do you realize how much power Lex would have to give up to be President?

Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.

Space Ghost

Space Tree
Space Ghost and Dino Boy Space Ghost or Space Ghost Coast to Coast Space Ghost?
- Coast to Coast of course

Hank Hill

I don't think he'd want the job, but he would do it were he asked and give it 110%. He's no nonsense, a facts-based decision maker, and he listens to people's issues and makes fair decisions if it's what you want to hear or not. He's also not too full of himself to admit when he's been wrong. He seeks out experts on matters outside of his experience and respects their opinions. He loves his country and looks to do right by those that entrust him with a job.

He would also probably be unfortunately remembered as a terrible president a la Jimmy Carter, as he'd likely trust a number of people he shouldn't to keep their word, he'd be too compromising for a lot of people, and I don't think people would like his "lack of personality" they'd get from his public persona. I think Hank would be a top-notch cabinet member though! I would totally support him for any of a number of different ones.

There are many, many cartoon characters I would vote for over Trump, all the way down to other villainous incompetents like Dick Dastardly or Elmer Fudd.