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  • They never wanted to stop human trafficking.

    They want to be in charge of it.

  • Funny Spock

    Oh god please no

    Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.

  • some googling later

    Well, shit. Glad I buy secondhand books at every opportunity, otherwise I would have given money to a human sized pile of shit.

  • Sorry about that sensor glitch, I'll get right on repairs.

    I've got to figure out how they keep slipping past the isolation matrix...

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    1. I saw picture of a penis in a bathtub someone had titled "Moby dick" on my first day.

    Forums were everywhere, and most websites from private entities looked like someone vomited gifs and word art everywhere. Backgrounds were the most insane of colors and oh my god I just now realized one of the sites I used to visit in the early 2000s was popular with trans people, the trans flag was all over the place and literally was the background

    Also MySpace.

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  • Not me, definitely not saving this to send to someone someday for some reason....

  • New noises don't bother me. The amount of things that can shake rattle and roll (it's a mess but it's all tools and things I need for work) means a new sound pops up every week.

    It's the new slightly different vibration that sketches me out.

    Ever so slightly up/down vibration that you can barely feel when you get to 70? Congrats, next week when you drive to work you'll hit a bump at 15 and the whole front bottom falls off. And now you have 3 other problems because drive shafts start flying all over and smashing into things when they break.

    No, I love vehicle ownership and definitely wouldn't prefer to relax on high speed rail for 20 minutes with a rolling bag/tool box or literally any other form of mass transit...

  • Whaaaaaaaat?

    Name ONE time in history where a man let emotions.....

    checks all of human history

    Okay name 47 BILLION times.

    Checkmate, atheists feminists.

  • Toss a rock at a shitty car? Terrorist

    Shoot a thief that stole part of your life by denying you Healthcare? Terrorist

    Plot and carry out a plan to kill people due to their political beliefs during a time you know you could have reason to be around them and use shady online services to help plan things in order to coerce political change?

    .......... checks every possible definition to find a loophole

    Not terrorism? poker face

    10/10 government we have, just the best people, I'm super duper thrilled to be trapped in this shit hole country

  • That's literally what it feels like: being stuck in an objective (the planet) and you have a teammate that's SUPER gung ho about the fact he's got a bomb vest (nukes) on that will go off if he dies, and you're just praying he doesn't catch a stray round (attack) while shooting at people from the doorway (doing proxy war things or just straight up committing/supporting genocide/ethnic cleansing/war of extermination/etc) or lose connection (leadership going insane).

    If any of those things happen, you know you're all toast. And it's all mostly outside of your control.

    I hate to use video games as a metaphor for literal nuclear war and sorry for spelling it out like I'm talking to a child but I felt it was needed for clarity.

    We're all on the planet together, and no one will ever be able to force everyone into submission, the more we fight the shorter time we have as a species.

  • If that's what you took away from my comments, have fun I guess.

  • I told him the game focuses on the group and if he's not part of the group then he won't be playing, and since that first game he has participated, with few issues popping up.

    I probably could have been clearer before we even got to the table that if you aren't playing with the group then you aren't playing, rather than just expect them to stick with a group on their first game.

  • I told him multiple times that if he was going to try and do his own thing, he won't be participating with the group, and the group is the entire focus of the game.

    I suppose I could have made it more explicit that he could join the group or he could leave the game.

    I should add that that was many games ago, and he has since begun participating, although he often tries to go his own way and threatens to leave the group constantly, but so far he hasn't actually tried leaving the group unless it was agreed upon for strategy reasons. (they split up inside a crypt in the most horror movie fashion possible)

  • let people roll to see if something happens

    Oh god so many DMs in the past have done this, and I just roll my eyes every time.

    Like I'm okay if you want to roll your own dice behind the screen to see if we get attacked overnight, but that should be the only kind of "roll to see what happens" going on.

  • The moral high road is filled with corpses.

  • I really need to do some kind of team building exercise before a game, something that they'll want to do, but requires teamwork, just to demonstrate the point that they need to work together.

    When my first character did the whole "I'm gonna be all by myself because I'm a lone wolf" thing, the DM let me go off and the totally unexpected happened and my character got into a scuffle he wasn't prepared for, but a group sure would have been.

  • And I didn't have any idea what to do, but I knew I needed a click, so we put a click on the 24-track

    Which then was then synced to the Moog Modular

    I knew that could be a sound of the future, but I didn't realize how much the impact it would be

    My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio

    synth beats intensify

  • nobody should have nuclear weapons.

    Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if the scientists working on the Manhattan project had all agreed it's too much and intentionally sabotage every test.

  • Yeah, but this way you get to make sure your intended target actually gets hit instead of assuming the following nuclear wastwland would destroy your target like everything else.

    It's like the Martyrdom perk in fps games. You die and drop a grenade or c4 pack or something and explode, hopefully taking out the person who killed you.

    It's just a dead-man switch to get the AD part of MAD.

    Effective? Maybe.

    Incredibly stupid? Yes.

    Is that stopping the US and Russia from doing it? Lolno we invented this dumb shit.

    The world is run by insane people who would rather see the planet scorched into a lifeless rock than admit their way of doing things might be wrong.

  • I absolutely used to be that "my character is a quiet rogue-ish type that definitely wasn't modeled after Aragorn when he was introduced at the Prancing Pony mixed with Robin hood" who always "had to be convinced" to join, and nobody ever called me out for it. I honestly wish they had because that's annoying as fuck and you miss out on playing an actually fully developed character.

    Nowadays I tend to be less tactful that you are, but essentially tell people the same thing, or literally beat their characters over the head with ambushes.