Resol van Lemmy @ Resol @lemmy.world

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G, but I'm not as skinny as Goku.

There's no quitting the internet for me. What I can do is take a break from the internet, as well as lower my usage time. But permanently quitting? No. I simply cannot.

The flag of South Sudan uses the wrong shade of blue. Or at least I think that's what's wrong since I'm not sure software vendors care about the exact color values of flags. Some operating systems still use the darker blue for Honduras for example.

I have to mention the fact that on the desktop version, sometimes when I turn off the feature that automatically plays videos when I hover over them, sometime later the feature gets re-enabled without my permission. I have no idea what could possibly trigger this, and it's ONLY on desktop for me.

Am I just hallucinating? Or has this happened to someone else?

Your opinion shall forever be respected.

Being here actually encouraged me to spend less time online and more time touching literally going on a quest to find grass.

WHY am I?

I CAN do all of these, I just suck at them all. That's all. No reason to NOT do them. Because I do sing sometimes when I'm bored, even if it means cracking my voice when I just can't quite reach that note.

My vocal range is terrible.

It generally really sucks to be a victim of a hate crime.

Definitely. People just had garbage computers.

I got a new computer a year after Vista came out. It came with Vista pre-installed. That thing lasted me 11 years, and the first three (2008-2011) WERE on Vista. That's how much I liked it.

At least I have it.

I like to devalue myself in front of everyone, that is literally part of my personality. No matter how much people try to compliment me, I'll always call them liars and tell them that I'm actually garbage. Because being proud of not being proud of yourself is something nobody dares to do.

Ever wonder why I call myself Resol van Lemmy? Type that word backwards and you'll know why. In fact, my profile picture is actually related to that very result.

Ok I broke the rule. But still.

I've said it somewhere earlier today, I'll say it again here. I think Windows XP was bad, and that Vista was good.

But Windows in general is still absolute rubbish anyway.

Here's how you do drugs, but PLEASE DON'T DO DRUGS. But here's how anyway.

Like, if you're gonna tell me not to do something, why give me instructions on how to do said thing?

The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)

"You choose boobs, you choose earth's juice. They're equally good."

-some obscure Lithuanian water commercial, 2012

It was Vytautas. And yes, the ad was in English. You can watch it right here.

Someone forgot to install the punctuation DLC (except that full stop which is basically included with the base game).

Finally, now I don't need to have to call a number to get my XP activated, I can just use this.

For those not in the know, XP's activation requirements are so harsh that your computer just gets disabled completely after the 30 day grace period if you don't activate at all. I live in a place where people really don't tend to buy operating systems, so this was a gigantic letdown.

You know what? Fuck Windows XP. There. I said it. And I'm taking the downvotes without remorse.

I miss when they just sent free CDs.