Let's play this game again

Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

The ability to the cat

When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

I GET IMMORTALITY!

The ability to enter and bring objects/people into a space where time flows while it stops in the outside world. For a surface level example, you have a table in front of you and you could just by touching the table for example teleport to this place and proceed to play minecraft for an hour and then teleport back to the real world and continue from the same point. You could also store stuff there.

Super speed of course!!

Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

Will to live

Telekinesis

Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.

Just gimme photographic memory.

infinite money

Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past

Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It's... for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)

Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

Invisibility

I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."

Instant teleportation

Ability to make cheese at will.

Have my nose grow every time I lie

Shapeshifting

The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.

I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

Super strength

I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers

Teleportation

I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it