Old Jimmy Twodicks @ Old_Jimmy_Twodicks @sh.itjust.works

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Need to print a few copies of this to stick on some headstones.

Assuming that V features in it, I agree that that casting choice will probably be make-or-break. So do you think they'll go with Chris Pratt or Timothée Chalamet?

[Washed Police crash through the window]

You sound like Pam Bondi.

Growing concerned

Uh oh, "growing concerned" might lead some of them to "feel uneasy" or even "have questions." If Trump isn't careful, one of them might even send a letter or request assurances that he's learned his lesson and totally won't do it again.

Super stoked to know that "jelq" made the list.

FaCtS dOn'T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I'm spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

She's so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.

Do you HATE punctuation and LOVE authors who boldly reject formatting conventions?

Have you ever wanted to be suffocated by a based albino giant while he pontificates about war being the great equalizer?

Have you ever wanted to call Native Americans the n-word?

Well, come on down to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy! Streaming soon on Disney+!

I chose to stop reading the headline after "autism."

The captain was Captain Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. He was fired by the acting Secretary of the Navy, Thomas Moldy Modly. The fallout was so bad that his candy ass got relieved a few days later, but not before the ship had an infection rate of around 14% and at least a few deaths.

I wish someone would stick all these people on a big ship, disable all communications equipment on board, tug it to Point Nemo, and just let it drift around there.

Do you not?

No, you're thinking of two knives.

I'm desperate to know what in the hell these two talk about every day.

You had me at "injecting a cock-"

The movie didn't have enough screentime for feet.

Every so often, I have to revisit this movie's Wikipedia page to confirm that it actually exists and wasn't some sort of fever dream I had after drinking too much Surge and Elmer's glue.

Heh, pee sex EC...