My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a year now
Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world Posts 195Comments 7,449Joined 1 yr. ago
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You either know what cute aggression is, and understand it...or you think the concept makes a person sound like a future serial killer who's going around squeezing the life out of puppies.
On the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs.
New podcast idea. Mike Tyson and Neil Degrasse Tyson debate science in a boxing ring. Each week is a different topic. Call it Tyson vs Tyson.
I spent far too long typing this as a reply to an existing thread. Then when I clicked post, the original thread had been deleted. I am NOT going to just let this reply go!
"If I had a nickle everytime someone wanted me to lick unidentified goo from someone, I'd have 10 nickles and a weird aftertaste.