Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Actually, birds have no sphincter. So they have no control over who they shit on.

Basically, if you're ever below a bird, there is a 100% chance they will shit if they need to shit.

But that means they can't pick targets.

I’ve witnessed this were the result of cows helping themselves to a field of alfalfa.

That little rascle!

Hey! Whoa! That's not true!

........you have a knife.

........now.

The grumps are also featured in the game now.

I am the gayest gay who ever was a gay.

I feel like this is going to be a trivia question.

"Who was the gayest gay who ever was a gay?"

"JohnVanDenver?"

"No, I'm sorry, the answer is JimVanDeventer."

This is the rare case where at no point was a clear coherent statement ever made, and yet everybody knew exactly what your frustrated ranting mumbles meant.

Well, nobody said that donald trump ever read his own book.

And nobody ever said he wrote it either!

Yeah, but I have the singing talent of Yoko Ono

I have to put my penis inside God and go through him to stick my penis inside women???

Dude.

You overestimate the size of my penis. It is NOT 4 feet long!

.........I feel like you totally missed the point. Destroy all humans. Humans are now extinct. Erase their effects on the planet. And rebuild the ecosystem with species that are healthy for the planet.

Humans make the mistake of thinking that they are the most important thing in existence, and the world would end without them. This planet has survived countless exinctions of species in the past. It'll survive just as well without us.

To me, there is no risk. Destroying the world is the goal. Humans had a very bad run on this planet. Destroy. Erase. Rebuild.

I feel like I would have agreed with Google had they just argued "This is our private store. We did all the work to build it. We control the rules. If you want to make the Epic Store apk, you can. Sideloading is an absolute possibility. No hacking needed."

I would agree with that.

Instead they argued by Epic charging money without giving google a slice, it compromises users safety and the innovation of the platform.

Fuck

Off.

Yes, I too read the article preview.

Would have been better to use a gif of the luigi death stare

No no. If anyone would understand how the pyrimids were built, it would be CEOs. They're quite firmiliar with slave labor.

Can't raise kids? Don't have kids. You're not ready yet.

2019? Wow. That's in the before times.

Remember when John Stewart only had SOME grey hair?

Hey, no judgement. 2020 had my hair looking like santa claus.

overly complicated suicide

Does Lemmy have a community for band names?

They don't even need to make sure you're at the right address. I've read stories where cops get a warrent for 123 sidestreet and instead breach the door of 456 main st, and still end up killing some random person.

What did they do wrong? They happened to be home, and not hear the 2 second knock warrent.

Door breached, person dead, not even the right house/street.

And you're asking they confirm the crime happened? Buddy!