You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
105 0 ReplyThry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.
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I don't need a machete to milk a cow
68 0 ReplyOh?
22 0 ReplySpeak for yourself.
18 0 Replyi mean it certainly makes it more expedient
11 0 Reply.... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows
9 0 ReplyI'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....
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This is news to me.
Oh well
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Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
64 0 ReplyThere it is!
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live birth?
25 0 ReplyNot necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
18 0 ReplyWhat also floats in water?
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Warm... blood?
17 0 Replybreathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?12 0 Replyhttps://explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
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I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
7 0 ReplyDo coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
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presence of boobs
2 0 Replycheck out that pair of coconuts
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Don't platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren't the only animals to give live birth.
1 0 ReplyEvery time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
9 0 ReplyHe's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray. He's got more than just mad skill, he's got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say "GRGRGRGRGRGRGR"
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Chews food?
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If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
23 0 ReplyCoconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
17 0 ReplySo coconuts are cows.
18 0 ReplyAdditionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
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Hmmm, very mammilian...
15 0 ReplyIncorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.
12 0 ReplyEww hairy milk
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Migrates...
10 0 ReplyIt's missing from the official list, though 🤔
2 0 ReplyThe swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
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I am convinced
5 0 ReplyEvery coconut is a hamster to me too.
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