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"Realize fuck it, I can just ______, future me will have to clean it up" is technically true of literally anything that's physically possible. Excellent way to justify doing something.
Not if that thing is shooting yourself in the head.
I know it's a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:
If you, the reader, or anyone you know might be suicidal, here is a place to start making life easier again, no pressure, only love.
May it be helpful to someone.
Leaving the game does not change the rules of the game.
Depends on if you live and have to clean up that mess.
Greentexts are fake, but this is funny!
tfw You're a cat that can jerk off
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