Anon takes their dog for a walk

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Real and straight. Anon didn't have sex.
Don't eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth
- wtf it's real... I wouldn't have even considered that.
  
  Also apparently a plant based diet can cause a few tooth health issues, but with proper care it can be dealt with. TIL.
What kind of childhood did you have if you don't know what grass tastes like.
- Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?
  
  Like dog piss flavour.
- Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers' market.
- He forgor
I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.
- corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I'm grass.
  
  Your mom's grass
Anon took a bait from a dog.
Anon should've asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
Classic college behavior

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