Anon meets his gf's parents

I mean, that's probably not gonna get the girl, but I think you taught her dad a little humility

oh god. my first girlfriend's dad showed me his gun collection the first time I visited the house and I got so absorbed in field stripping his MAK-90 that I forgot she was there

I mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?

If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.

Tbh i dont understand this. Probably because im european plus im tired but i cant figure it out.

Repost + it's missing the rest of the joke at the end.

I am pretty sure I am not allowed to pull out and place even an airsoft gun on the table where I live. The rules clearly state that it must be kept locked in a safe. That would be an easy way to get someone's license revoked if you record it...

Hell, that could work fine. At least there's one big button issue they would agree on for sure.

Is this an euphemism of both putting their penis out on the table?

Is that a "who has a bigger dick" competiton ?

Chad move!

There's my daily literal lol. Thanks OP!

Buckshot Roulette IRL

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏

I’d love to know what happened next. I’m sure it was a hoot.

He said “you passed the test” and offered me the job as his CTO. That dad was Professor Steven Hawking