It’s not like he can win a Dem primary now lol
Oh fuck this would be a great way for Elon to offload his unsold cybertrucks
“Where can warp drive take us, except away from here?”
Gigachad Reasoning
The threat of federal agents raiding orchards is forcing a labor shortage that has caused some Washington producers to leave cherries unpicked or delay their harvests until fruit gets over ripe, which means they are getting paid less for the fruit at processors.

A majority of people in Wenatchee voted Trump. They’re having the day they voted for
Unfortunately that’s incorrect. As much as I hate Elon, ULA would have been billing NASA cost plus for launches instead of the relatively cheap SpaceX ones.
SpaceX/Starlink is also a good illustration of why you can’t leave that much power in the hands of one man in the private sector
Pretty simple test. Did you ever vote for a Trump nominee? Yes? GTFO, we don’t give a fuck why
Is giving Satan a near-Trump experience ethical though?
Writing satire is hard when reality constantly outdoes you
Insurance policies specifically exclude war :/
Warn your loved ones about menacing, life-robbing black ice.
Musk-Clinton 2028: Bad Decisions Boogaloo
The noncredibledefense memes will be amazing
They will also go dark when it’s overcast outside because they react to UV and not visible light. So your glasses will get dark when it’s already cloudy, which is not great
You haven’t accurately summarized my argument in a single comment and are using strawmen
To be fair, that would be completely on brand for them
What you’re apparently not getting is that even if it’s not happening right now, it will in the end. What they happen to be doing or not doing right now doesn’t matter. Look at the rules of the system
Not what I said. I in fact said the specific company doesn’t matter because all VC money seeks to make more money and the easiest way to do that is parasitically jacking up costs to customers every quarter no matter what until the company collapses. Then rinse and repeat, making money each time. Does this screw people over? Absolutely. Are there legal consequences? Nope, so they can do it as many times as they want, forever