Thanks, now I’m hungry

I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?

Welcome to IT. If everything is on fire, they ask why you’re even here, and if everything is ready for the fire and there’s nothing left to do, they also ask why you’re even here

Whenever Google launches a product or service wait at least 5 years before even trying it to see if they’re serious, got it

Love Linux, but why be redundant about leftists?

The fact that Eve was a sponsor was perfect

Yeah. Disney’s pocket as it pays staff barely enough to be able to live nearby and gets to write off the affordable housing “donation” while using it to house their staff

They yearn for the mines

UNIX epoch limit. Date goes back to 1970

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

Gotta punish women for having sex and make sure your billionaire buddies have an uneducated cheap labor pool to hire at minimum wage

Quil

Man, you really can’t beat homemade artisanal misinformation

I would like to point to the Clown Code of Ethics, which ironically is stricter than the Supreme Court’s. Although Clarence Thomas is making an excellent attempt at number 7

Dang you’re right that is so unfair to circus professionals

Seems like a Sir Bearington moment

They need to make up their mind whether they want us on this or the avocado toast

Foaming at the mouth trying not to say state’s rights. State’s rights to do WHAT?!

The name’s Likely. Scam Likely.

• The Daily Beans
• Jack: A Special Counsel Podcast
• Cleanup on Aisle 45
• Opening Arguments
• Dear Old Dads
• The Scathing Atheist