‘You Will Hear From Heaven’: Trump Shares Private Text From Mike Huckabee Comparing Iran Decision to U.S. Nuking Japan
‘You Will Hear From Heaven’: Trump Shares Private Text From Mike Huckabee Comparing Iran Decision to U.S. Nuking Japan
Trump shared a private message from his ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, portraying the president as chosen by God to manage the Iran crisis.
American Christianity is a death cult straight out of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign as the transparently evil bad guys. They should not be allowed to steer modern society in any way.
seriously, as long as believing in gods and shit isn't seen as the mental disorder it is in the whole world, humanity will never drag itself out this swamp of stupidity we are currently in.
If we're going to have a religious book, it should be The Egg.
...that was a significant theme in 2061: oddysey three...
rms is the only prophet I'll ever believe /s
I don’t care if heaven exists, but people like this really make me hope there’s a Hell.
Hey, take that back! No fictional demon, devil, or yugoloth can ever be as evil as humans like these.
A good DM wouldn't use such a cartoonishly evil villain. It wouldn't be believable.
I have multiple factions now in my campaign based on their actions. For example, one is manufacturing an "invasion" and is about to plan a false flag event to gain even more power. Turns out fascists are pretty villainous people
Mr President, God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever. The decisions on your shoulders I would not want to be made by anyone else. You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice. I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts. No President in my lifetime has been in a position like yours. Not since Truman in 1945. I don’t reach out to persuade you. Only to encourage you. I believe you will hear from heaven and that voice is far more important than mine or ANYONE else’s. You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave.
I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU! It is my honor to serve you!
That is some weird shit.
These idiots projecting their religion onto a man who regularly makes fun of their religion is pretty weird by its self but mike is getting extra weird
That's some hardcore toadying. If it didn't have such nasty real-worl consequences, it'd also be comical, since Trump clearly regards fundies as suckers.
jfc, would someone please dom this man already and help him get all the bootlicking out of his system in a healthy way that doesn't jeporadize international affairs.
In all seriousness though, this is sad as fuck. What a pathetic waste of flesh and bone.
Huckster is a weird fuck.
Simple, you are so awesome, remember that you owe god one and even when a bunch of people are saying to be careful, listen to me because I'm the word of God, even though I'll try to assert some false humility by claiming I'm not persuading, just "encouraging" you to do the things I say god says...
The whole "my word comes from God" should be one of the biggest sins of they were at all close to reasonable.
What the actual fuck is this? One of those weird af exorcisms?
They’re doing some sort of prayer, I’d guess something along the lines of “God let this man be your vessel to help achieve the glory of the kingdom of heaven on earth”
You know, kind of like asking a wolf to bring about a vegan paradise on earth
Idolatry, except we didn’t get a badass scene of Moses being pissed off.
It's the opposite of an exorcism, devils don't want to touch that shit
It's not a fuck, he's taking a huge dump on America.
Known dominionist doing extremist shit; once all the Muslims are gone the Christians are supposed to kill the Jews. Then Jesus returns. These people actually believe this and will use it as their justification to drag us all down with them.
Trump couldn't recite the first 5 words of the Lord's Prayer without a prompter.
I'm not sure he could do it with a teleprompter.
…without erupting in flames!
Our father... great guy. The best guy really. And he says the same about me. I hear it from people close to him all the time, he says 'Donald Trump, great guy, not like Biden'... And he lives in the sky, can you believe that? Right up there, with the planes... The great American planes.... Boeing. And you know where they're made? I'll tell you where they're not made... China
Or something like that anyway
I'd love to see him try. He'd be off script within the first 10 seconds.
He'd have to "weave" into the parts that Putin, Obama, and Hannibal play part in the prayer
Our Father, which art...
...uh...
...which art foundation should we cut funding for next?
Jesus fucking Christ
God save us from his followers.
This timeline is absolutely wild.
I keep on hoping to wake up in an alternate timeline.
And when St Peter reads Mike Huckabee the chronicle of his pig-ignorant hate-mongering life, Mike will soon become very familiar with Hell.
Edit: And if Trump hears from Heaven, it'll be in short installments: first blood, then frogs, then gnats, and so forth. If anyone's aspiring to be a modern Pharaoh, it's Trump (though he's more into his daughter than into siring kids from his sisters).
What about the two democrats who survived being shot half a dozen or more times each by that wannabe preacher in Minnesota (not Michigan). Are they also blessed by God's divine hands? How does that track to Republicans i wonder.
Don't assume logical coherence matters to those whackjobs.
Words, to them, are not to convey meaning. They're like squid ink to obscure that they're really up to.
Holy shit. The Christian version of the 1979 Iranian Revolutionary Guard has risen. God is not with MAGA.
Genocide Jesus bout to get down
Sometimes I wish Hell actually was real, just so I could see the looks on the faces of all the "Christians" that end up there with me.
Huckabee, you got a little ... right on your ... no the other side. Yeah, it's some orange jizz dripping down there, make sure you slurp it all up.
I bet Mike Huckabee had tears in his eyes as he typed that out.
That sounds like it was written by AI right? I would love to know the what the prompt was.
Some of those people have fully crossed into fantasy land and urgently need professional help (although I'm not sure either Israel or the US are the best places to find support for those who have gone away in the religious nutty realm).
ok captain relaxium.
You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice
And, conveniently, since he isn't actually talking to you, I'll let my voice tell you what HIS voice is saying.