“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
80 0 Reply“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
28 0 ReplyI'll be back.
65 0 Reply"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."
14 0 ReplyHello there.
20 0 ReplyPC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
60 0 Reply"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
13 0 ReplyWe are the knights who say nee
62 0 ReplyOne million dollars!
19 0 ReplyMultipass
48 0 ReplyI am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
50 0 Replythe hammer is my penis
12 0 Reply“Ass to ass”
7 0 ReplyAs you wish!!!!!
43 0 ReplyIm tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
42 0 Reply"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."
If you cannot identify this line...
"Obviously, you’re not a golfer."
40 0 ReplyNuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
8 0 Reply42
5 0 ReplySamir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.
6 0 ReplyGet to da choppa.
25 0 ReplyThat rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
28 0 Reply"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."
28 0 Reply"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'
(This is a trick question that has two right answers)
9 0 Reply- "I'm too old for this shit."
- "EVERYOOOOONE!!!"
1 0 ReplyHey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
26 0 Reply“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”
5 0 Replyyippee ki yay...
26 0 ReplyHasta la vista, baby
12 0 ReplyCast it into the fire!!
11 0 Reply"This isn't where I parked my car"
5 0 ReplyI don't like sand.
20 0 ReplyGroovy
5 0 Reply"what's the symbology?"
10 0 Replycan he swing from a web
no, he can't, he's a pig
16 0 ReplyYou said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
9 0 Reply"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."
5 0 ReplyGood news, everyone!
20 0 Replyludicrous speed… GO!
15 0 Reply"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
16 0 ReplyOne ping only.
20 0 ReplyHack the planet!
17 0 ReplyThe line must be drawn here!
18 0 ReplyAaaadriaaan!
17 0 ReplyIt is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
14 0 Reply"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
16 0 ReplyNice fukkin' model!
Honk Honk
18 0 Reply“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”
18 0 ReplyAny line from the script to The Big Lebowski.
9 0 Reply"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"
16 0 Reply“This town needs an enema”
14 0 ReplyI'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
3 0 ReplySay hello to my little friend
8 0 ReplyEverybody got that? ...Good.
15 0 ReplyLarge Marge sent me
8 0 ReplyNo ticket.
10 0 Reply"Excuse me while I whip this out."
12 0 ReplyYes, have some.
11 0 ReplyIt was a Tuesday.
3 0 Reply"he can't see without his glasses"
1 0 ReplyAnybody want a peanut?
6 0 Reply"Don't mess with the Jesus."
8 0 ReplyThe acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
8 0 ReplyZoltan!
9 0 Reply"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."
9 0 ReplyA gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?
9 0 Replylithium is no longer available on credit
2 0 ReplyMy nipples look like milk duds.
4 0 ReplyYou wouldn't toss a dwarf
4 0 ReplyIt’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.
8 0 ReplyThe stars! They are not in position!
2 0 Reply"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
7 0 ReplyWhat do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
4 0 ReplyCome out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
6 0 ReplyYOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
6 0 ReplyIt’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!
1 0 ReplyI love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
1 0 ReplyShe doesn't even go here
4 0 ReplyI am steve
4 0 Reply"No stairway. Denied."
4 0 Reply"It's in Belgium".
5 0 Reply"Listen... Do you smell something?"
5 0 Reply"Eight? Who taught you math!?"
5 0 Reply"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"
"Senor Diiickheeead!"
Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know
5 0 ReplyFuck you, Mars
5 0 Reply"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
3 0 Reply"You've met me at a strange time of my life"
Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.
4 0 ReplyPut the cookie down!
4 0 ReplyWho the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.
1 0 Replyclick
🎶 Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
4 0 ReplyA lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"
Baffling
4 0 ReplyOh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
4 0 ReplyCattle mutilations are up.
4 0 Reply"I have no response to that."
2 0 Reply"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
2 0 ReplyHow you doing?😠 💅
3 0 ReplyWe both like soup.
2 0 ReplyBitches leave.
2 0 Reply"Now this is happening"
1 0 ReplyNo luck catching them (swans/killers), then?
2 0 Reply“Where can warp drive take us, except away from here?”
1 0 ReplySmell your hand!
2 0 ReplyThat dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.
2 0 ReplyWas that a goat?
Big Trouble
2 0 Reply"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
1 0 ReplyBrenda?
1 0 ReplyWelcome to eartf
1 0 ReplyYou are blowing up. Right NOW.
1 0 ReplyToo late, Nathan. Too late.
1 0 ReplyDenny Crane
1 0 ReplyStop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!
1 0 ReplyButternuts!
1 0 Reply"Are you sure?" Not a movie but close enough.
1 0 ReplyKiss my Converse
1 0 Reply"You're wasting your time talking to her. You wouldn't waste you time however dancing with her."
1 0 ReplyHere's mine:
"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"
1 0 Reply