Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-opening-new-stores-flagship-whp-global-mortar-2023-9

Just, ya know, if we need FUTURE family planning advice.

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

Heh.

You said "wood."

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

It's a major award!

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

Nor cunning use of flags.

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

How would you know? You're sleeping.

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Turducken would like a word.