'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
- Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
  
  No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
  
  I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
- Says who?
  
  PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine
- Good bot!
Behold! A man!
- Only to Plato.
Ah, dad jokes.
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me
fuckin. what?
- The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars

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