Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Urethra Franklin @startrek.website 11mo ago

If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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Ooooh, America bad, they're shooting their obese healthcare again.

Jokes on you, he's not shooting the fish, he's shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.
- And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that's just a bonus.
This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.
- Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.
  
  She's fantastic at another job as well. 😉
This joke is so old it statistically won't die in a school shooting
To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.
- There's a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it's mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it
  
  Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp, though:
  
  Source: The Oatmeal
Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.
- All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as "gun free zones" to make it easier for the fishermen.
…you called?
swimming in thoughts and prayers
I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn't know: never shoot bullets at water.
- Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what's the danger here? Ricochets off the water?
  
  There's that, there's also just that they don't go in very far, doesn't work very well.
Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn't go well for the fish.
You just need to rebuild the stream so it's more like a prison, job done.
Haha, but like wtf?
Catfish? Nah

Gatfish

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