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Urethra Franklin

@ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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3 yr. ago

  • You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit

  • ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

  • Do they still make these posters?

  • Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

    Like, I had to put in my profile "No tweakers. You aren't hiding it, and I'll be able to tell."

  • His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar

  • Always glad to be of service.

  • Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter

  • 😂

  • Something's fishy about religion...

  • If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?

    EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Something's fishy about religion...

  • Valentine's Day is Wednesday.

  • The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Valentine's Day is Wednesday.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Ozzy gave THIS GUY permission, but not Ye? The hell?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Mongolian. Like the barbecue.

  • I got my date at the family reunion...

  • OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    "tHeRe'$ n0 rEpL@CeMeNt FoR dIsPlaCeMeNt!!!1!!!1!!“

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Littering is a crime punishable by fines, jail time, or both.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    I got my date at the family reunion...

  • Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say

  • "Cool treats"

    It's not called Ice for nothin'...

  • Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster

  • I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

  • If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!

  • Excuse me?

    If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

  • If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!

  • Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

    I love ewe.

  • Music Piracy Is Back, Baby

  • I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

    Source: In my drinking, I've found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I've also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

  • Music Piracy Is Back, Baby

  • A/s/l?

  • Music Piracy Is Back, Baby

  • What about a EWE?

  • Fake news, fake penis...

  • Depends on the profession, I suppose.

    Do dildo testers have a union?

  • Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

  • "Jesus is coming!"

    I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

  • Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

  • Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

  • If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

  • Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

  • If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

  • Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

    Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.