Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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If you weren't in a wheelchair before, this ramp will put you in one

Zombocom was and still is the only website in the world.

&TOTSE

I got there right after the facelift in the early oughts, when they switched to vBulletin.

Shortly before the last shutdown, I cloned the entire website and I host it privately just for myself for future browsing.

Brrt-tss

Just speed up until you are level.woth them, match your speed, and hold their hand. Worst case scenario, you don't have to worry about them anymore. Best case, new best friend!

You just need to reassure them that your intentions are pure. Whisper "I ain't gonna kill you." When you get nice and close

The Maus must die.

Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.

The permanent UNSC members with veto power was a huge mistake. But possibly it was nessecary or these members wouldn't have joined at all and the UN would have been stillborn. The US now has cast more vetoes than the rest of the UNSC permanent members combined

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Some song with Eminem and some other woman, I don't know the name but the woman sings "Just gonna stand there and watch me cry" or something. Fucking hated when they were blasting that on the radio constantly in like 2012 or whenever

Lots of people were in Al-Qaeda because it offered safety from being murdered by Al-Quaeda. Their recruitment process was largely stick, and only a little carrot.

New gig economy side hustle arises, ad-watcher. I'll come into your home and watch all your unskippable ads for $35 an hour plus tip

I was actually thinking of this video from the ancient history of YouTube: https://youtu.be/irykjLjuKo8

Instances of autism have skyrocketed since the discovery of autism and effective testing for it.

Clearly these tests are causing the autism. It's a conspiracy by Big Autist to make the world a quieter and more curious place. The railway companies are in on it too.

Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.

This is a given. The only question is where? Venezuela? Russia? Strait of Taiwan? West Philippines sea? Greenland? Iran? North Korea? California? There's really no telling where they'll take out their dick and start helicoptering it.

There, their and they are...

The dominant species exposes itself to damaging stellar radiation as a form of recreation.

I microwave my coffee every morning with a teaspoon in it at work and nothing happens.