Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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I knew there was a reason I never got permanently identifiable tattoos like everyone else in my age group and kept my hair and beard long so I can change my appearance with a pair of scissors and a razor in just a few minutes.

3ft tall and I could live in a two story van.

I could probably get away with crimes easier by disguisingysrlf as a child.

Lucrative midget porn side gig.

The possibilities are endless

Old Christian churches can easily be converted into crossfit gyms

Technically I wasn't named until like 2 days after my birth, so my name at birth was ""

Just wait til you need new guitar strings and go to the Bass Pro Shop

Law and Order: Lesbian Space Crime Unit

So men are unfairly discriminating against women by excluding them from their murders?! It never ends with these jerks!

You should be ok as long as the guitar weighs less than 5.97x10^30 kgs.

Heavier than that, and you'll have quite significant warping of time and you won't be able to get your guitar back in time for the gig.

I look forward to the inevitable USCSB YouTube video 🍿

How many hours does it take to go from 0 to airline pilot?

There is too much happening that you cant change.

It's ok to stop watching the news, stop reading the news, and stop engaging with social media. These things are very bad for your mental health. Detox from the Cortisol merry-go-round.

Get back to single track tasks. Read books again, paper ones. Do some stuff that will take weeks or months to pay off, like growing herbs and vegetables. Detox from the instant gratification dopamine merry-go-round.

Practice meditation. Just start with 5 minutes a day, breath-focus or square breathing meditation.

You will be okay.

This reminds me I need to shave my balls

It's working for me

I learned how to receive a blowjob the same way.

Built-in inertia in the institutions of the state should ideally keep the state and it's institutions from collapsing even in the absence of the government. Absence of governance should only mean that new acts aren't passed until a government resumes, it shouldn't mean that existing laws and acts become unenforced and existing systems (like civil servant roles) cease to function or be funded.

This inertia really helps when prime minister's and governments are regularly deleted, as we had in Australia some years back, and as the UK had with Lettuce Truss et. al.

It doesn't look like anything to me.

I've decided which recipe to put on my headstone:

Preparation Of Hexamine Peroxide[C6Hi2O6N2]

1. Take 3.5grams Hexamine [and put it into beakerl containing 11.25grams Hydrogen peroxide (20 - 30% concentration).
2. Add 5.25grams of concentrated Citric Acid [C6H8O7] or Acetic acid [CH3COOH] to beaker 1.
3. Mix well for 30minutes, temperature should be between 30-42°C,then cover and leave it in a bowl of cold water till it becomes semi flour like (don't leave unattended)
4. Once semi flour, pour on top of it the solution of Sodium Carbonate [Na2CO3], keep pouring and stirring till it become neutral. Also to make it more pure wash it with 5 part Alcohol and 1 part Water solution.
5. Once neutral, filter it, collect crystals and leave it to dry in sun.
6. Once dry you can store it in water, in the following ratio = 3 part Water: 1 part Hexamine Peroxide.

Murder/suicide

Returning it to mother earth 🙏