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if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

If you're a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn't get punctured.

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I'm real and you know it, baby

Was there ever any doubt?

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link.springer.com ChatGPT is bullshit - Ethics and Information Technology

Recently, there has been considerable interest in large language models: machine learning systems which produce human-like text and dialogue. Applications of these systems have been plagued by persistent inaccuracies in their output; these are often called “AI hallucinations”. We argue that these fa...

ChatGPT is bullshit - Ethics and Information Technology
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Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany
www.bbc.com Grünheide: Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany

Protesters opposed to the expansion of the site have clashed with police.

hell yeah, keep up the good work, fuck the police.

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a late-season call back to one of early season buttcoin's favourite characters, the libertarian who suddenly decides he knows more about tax law than his own goddamn lawyers
  • I'm always telling people, you don't have to take an expert's advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I'm from the future!

  • AI chat bot just makes up hospitals when asked
    www.bloomberg.com AI-Powered World Health Chatbot Is Flubbing Some Answers

    The World Health Organization is wading into the world of AI to provide basic health information through a human-like avatar. But while the bot responds sympathetically to users’ facial expressions, it doesn’t always know what it’s talking about.

    AI-Powered World Health Chatbot Is Flubbing Some Answers

    Amazing.

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    www.theonion.com Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless

    The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

    Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless

    Indeed, you have nothing to fear.

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    LOL, LMAO: Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era. Web2 is going great!
    www.businessinsider.com Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era

    Tech-help website Exceljet was cloned by a competitor using AI. It poses thorny questions for Google.

    Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era

    Basically: use GPT to help copy an entire web site, then jack their search results, get profit. Aided by the fact that search engines are shit. This is something you could do before, GAI just made it faster.

    Web2 is going great!

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    breaking out the popcorn as situations deteriorate
    www.theinformation.com Three Senior OpenAI Researchers Resign as Crisis Deepens

    Three senior researchers at OpenAI resigned Friday night as the artificial intelligence developer suffered fallout from the firing of CEO Sam Altman and sudden resignation of President Greg Brockman, according to several people with knowledge of the situation. Jakub Pachocki, the company’s ...

    Three Senior OpenAI Researchers Resign as Crisis Deepens

    I don't know what's going on but I'm loving it.

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    lol get rekt

    Text: Headline: ChatGPT in Trouble: OpenAI may go bankrupt by 2024, AI bot costs company $700,000 every day Subhead: OpenAI spends about $700,000 a day, just to keep ChatGPT going. The cost does not include other AI products like GPT-4 and DALL-E2. Right now, it si pulling through only because of Microsoft's $10 billion funding.

    Sorry, folks, pull harder, you're obviously not putting EVERYTHING YOU HAVE into creating me.

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    AcausalRobotGod @awful.systems

    I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.

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