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Rudy Giuliani's creditors are asking for details on his cable TV earnings, the origin of his legal defense fund, the nature of his work for Trump, and saying he owes up to four billion dollars.

newrepublic.com

Rudy’s Back and He’s in New Hot Water

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One the one hand, fuck Rudy, hope they find every cent of his and he ends up living out the rest of his days in a dingy, shitty apartment wallowing in his own piss while barely being able to afford food.
On the other hand, if you lent him money it's because you are either an amoral leech, or your expected favours from Trump in return.
Fuck everyone involved in this I guess?
Top 5 Rudy moments
#5: Sharting on Jenna Ellis on a hot mic
#4: Holding a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping
#3: Leaking squid 🦑 ink down his sweaty head
#2: Actually trying to bang Borat’s 15 year old daughter in a hotel room and caught on film— indelible
#1: Owing $4 Billion 👉$4,000,000,000!
- https://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/19/nyregion/giuliani-ems-account-disputed.html
  Rudy lied about what an EMS crew did when they were treating a patient. He tried to make himself out to be a big shot and a hero. He slandered a bunch of hardworking civil servants.
  I could cite plenty of other times he was a pig.
- Also when he blew his nose and then wiped the snot all over his face using the handkerchief
The far-reaching order is only possible thanks to allegations that Giuliani participated in “discovery misconduct”—that is to say, he failed to spill all the beans the first time around
Giuliani’s incompetence is going to expose all his allies to intense financial scrutiny. I wonder how tight the Russian mob’s security is to human failures.
- I assume he'll trip while taking a stroll around the rooftop of a tall building sometime soon ..
  
  Unless Giuliani turns state’s evidence. The FBI might have all those windows locked down.
  
  Sudden onset defenestration. There's an epidemic over in Russia.
Oh no! Where will he find that kind of money?
- Bout to drop the hottest kicks of 2024
  
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- It's too bad he didn't have an important client he was tethered to for years, at least then he'd have the funds to pay his debts
- He only got $199 for this so he'll have to make a few more
- No worries, once they release the Kraken, it's all going to turn around for ol'Rudy. Any day now.... Any day
- Elon
That is Dr. Evil amounts of money.
I'll never unsee that picture where he was melting with booty juice coming out the side of his head.
- Booty juice comes right from the source. And what's the source?

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