1y ago

Why so sad?

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A: That good boy had many baconz
B: Pet pigs are awesome
- And delicious!
  
  How do you know someone eats animals? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  
  Only if you neutered them very young. Removal of the testicles reduces the potential for odor and taint associated with male hormones in boars after puberty. If you didn't do this to your pet pig, you are going to regret it when you cook it.
  
  Not sure why downvoted... Main reason to have a pet pig is to grow it to eat it.
If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?
- Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.
  
  Who hurt you?
  
  Cats go to hell and they enjoy it there.
  
  Cats are mirrors.
  
  Damn people took this way too seriously lmao
- Lab grown meat
  
  Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs
- Nothing. They do nothing but sit at the feet of god's throne and worship him for all eternity.
  
  Based dogs.
ITT
Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.
Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes
- "Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"
  
  I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.
- It's called cognitive dissonance
- I haven’t had the opportunity to eat dog meat but I’m told it is very good
  Also a pig that size would make a good pet
Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it
- If God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.
  
  I'd make it purgatory-style, where you're stomped and ripped apart by farm animals you've eaten, and only then you get to heaven, have a cuppa tea with them and laugh about it.
- I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.
  
  To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together
  
  I don’t believe in heaven and hell but imagine if religious preached “following order to kill = going to hell”
Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?
Yeah i had a pet pig for a week, i miss him but boy did he taste good.
All bacons go to heaven.
Pig: What's a human?
Well, at least the dog won't be going hungry.

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