What the fuck

How to tell everyone you've never pleasured a woman without stating it directly

Pleasuring a woman is obviously gay
- Of course it is. Pleasuring someone who loves cock is definitely gay.
Or even so much has seen a vagina.

I hate that I have to know this guy exists. It's like someone told him eating shit is bad for you and his whole personality is so reactionary that instead of just smiling and nodding, or even not eating so much shit, he's decided to base his entire existence around aggressively eating as much shit as possible to troll the haters.

I gotta think this guy is just a troll.

I'm sorry but this can't possibly be real. Especially that last post. This is bait.

This is actually a sequel post! The conversation started with this:
- I guess I should start sucking dick to pump my testosterone up. Or something.
- "estrogenising the body"?
  Wait, does that poster not understand that a normal healthy male already produces a certain amount of required Estrogen in their body irrespective of any contact they have with other men or women?
- I remember that one. And honestly that one was more believable but the Holocaust thing is just way too over the top

That's an awful lot of typing just to confess he doesn't satisfy his partners.

He Godwin'd his own rant. Incredible . It's like watching an LLM devolve until it starts repeating numbers. Are we sure this guy isn't riddled with brain parasites, or perhaps is just a parasite himself?

Dumb or satire?
Yes

Poe's law is strong here
- I prefer Cole's law with my dinner

Meh, low quality Twatter bait

Tell me you've never touched a woman without telling me you've never touched a woman.

With what he's said I don't think he's even seen a woman
- Oh he's definitely seen a woman... From a distance. Through binoculars.

Nothing more hurtful to an "alpha male" than the idea that the only tool they have doesn't actually work for women to climax.

Not sure if arbitrarily parsing an account name in two languages is a strong evidence. But then again, I've seen even more complex naming stories, so you may be right, in that case that woman has a peculiar taste for humour

Huh. A one-person human centipede irl.

Reminds me of Sigmund Freud.

Man that girl I've been seeing is a REALLY good actress then! That or she's a raging narcissist who gets off that hard to luring me into her feminist holocaust or whatever this dude is mainlining right now.

Wait is this the same guy who posted that rant about how horseback riding is a sex act for women?

This guy wouldn't know a clitoris, or a vagina for that matter, if it slapped him in the face. He should breathe some fresh air every now and then.

Why do people engage with mental illnesses?