Eggs on lent

Ah, you fell for one of the classic blunders: expecting your opponent to value logic and consistency in their opinions

Eggs aren't fertilized and thus aren't embryos tho.

Logic in religion? Sorry, friend, but that's a no can do

A lot of Christian sects are stupid, but I always found Catholicism particularly inconsistent about their own teachings, even more than Baptists.

"Fish on Lent" is supposed to be an act of humility, as it is historically a peasant dish.

"Eggs on Lent" is appropriate not because "eggs aren't chickens until they're hatched" but because eggs are cheap.

Of course, with the price of fish diverging heavily from meat in the wake of factory farming, one might rationally argue that the American lental feast should be burgers.

But this would not be the first time that the dogma of church history outweighs the message they're supposedly teaching.

The table eggs you eat are not fertilized, therefore not a chicken.

I only use the freshest IVF chicken eggs

That imaginary catholic person just got so hypothetically owned!

You don’t want the Catholic Church there. The bible differentiates between Fetus and children.

Isn’t odd how the MAGA scriptwriters are so good and picking and choosing what they are upset about?

Google "Balut". It's not that simple. Afaik balut is also not permissible during Lent or on Fridays for catholics.

The shampoo bottles:

Chickens aren't born, they hatch. /s

I smell the BS from here and I haven't heard a single bell for 4 years living in Kenmore Washington. Actually I have to say that I haven't seen a single Catholic church nearby. Maybe I need to Google them and they do exist. But man it's soo reassuring not having to be part of any of that BS.

I love eggs, i love meat. I make it a point to let catholics who annoy me know that I particularly eat meat on Fridays during lent.

Eggs on lent is my usual diner order.

That eggs aren't meat doesn't mean they aren't chicken, duh!