Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?
35 0 ReplyEach industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.
20 0 ReplyThere has to be some kind of loophole.
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Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.
31 0 ReplyDare you to take a selfie at the entrance
Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭
11 0 ReplyBe careful, they may have
spoiler
a mirror
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🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀
Tips over an empty cup
11 0 Reply>:3
11 0 ReplyOh great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by...
9 0 ReplyJust steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us
2 0 ReplyWouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…
2 0 ReplyAs long as you don't live in a country that will throw you in jail for it
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BLOW IT IS
5 0 ReplyYOU TELL ME THIS NOW
5 0 ReplyIn Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyThat's my fave crab vid/gif. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo
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Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?
3 0 ReplyIf the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?
3 0 ReplyI did 1 bad thing: everything
3 0 ReplyPah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!
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Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It's such a fine line... how does anyone decide?
2 0 ReplyHere I go! represses feelings I did the bad :(
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