Never ever wrap a ziptie around a limb or anywhere on your body.
51 0 ReplyNot for safety reasons, but because you’d be forfeiting $700 in profit by not selling it to some brain dead one-percenter.
59 0 ReplyYes. Let the officer do that for you.
31 0 ReplyUnless you spent $700 on it. Then you should wrap it as tight as you can, preferably around your neck
30 0 ReplyIt's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up.
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$800 for a fuckin' zip tie?
Shiiiiit. I got some red ones lying around. I could make bank.
36 0 ReplyYou should honestly try it
9 0 ReplyNo, the red ones are the cheap ones.
6 0 ReplyDiscount then, only $300
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So I through this was a joke, nope.
Also $455usd paper clip bracelet. https://www.ambushdesign.com/en-us/shopping/a-safety-pin-link-bracelet-18703761
34 0 ReplyHey now, those are safety pins. Which fully explains the exorbitant price.
8 0 ReplyWhenever I get to know brands like these I wonder how many $800+ clothes I have unknowingly seen on people that I just thought of "damn, that's ugly." and went on with my day.
6 0 ReplyMade from 100% brass 😂
2 0 ReplyIt probably was but some idiot probably fell for it, like QAnon, and Flat Earth.
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It's just like any other scam: find gullible people, convince them that what you're selling is for some reason worth what you're asking, trade them shit for gold, repeat.
31 0 ReplyIs this how marketing works?
28 0 ReplyThis is 100% money laundering.
27 0 ReplyTell me you live with your mother and have no bills without telling me you live with your mother and have no bills, there aint nowhere rent is that cheap.
26 0 ReplyMy rent is lower than that in Arkansas
5 0 ReplyWell...here it is... It's a small city and for a flat but that converted to EUROS is more or less the rent. That said not a lot of flats to choose from and they are old.
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It being expensive makes it a scam, not fashion.
17 0 ReplyPlease tell me the generation that bought pet rocks aren’t making fun of this.
13 0 ReplyWhere the fuck you gonna find rent for 800 bucks!?
12 0 ReplyPsh, with three roommates; duh.
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I wish rent was that cheap
10 0 ReplyI see Neal Page has diversified from shower curtain rings
8 0 ReplySo wait, you can't take them off again?
8 0 ReplyThis is on purpose in order to increase scarcity. Supply and demand, bro. Follow my newsletter for more NFT investment tips.
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Veblen’s corpse just leaked some ejaculate.
6 0 ReplyZiptie can replace a belt.
6 0 ReplyIf you can get a ziptie around your waist, you're already dead.
13 0 ReplyIf you can't get this ziptie around your waist, you're probably going to die soon
10 0 ReplyYou don't need to get it around your whole waist, you just need to connect two loops.
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I have 37 months of your rent in my bank account.
5 0 ReplyYour wallet is about to be ambushed
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