All the excuse needed
All the excuse needed
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That whole situation was just....sad.
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I like this one the most so far. Bravo.
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It's high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.
We need action NOW!
We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don't want to hear any of that stale old BS "my oak hasn't ever harmed anyone".....
Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!
BTW that's all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.
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Straight out of Reno 911
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But not as funny
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Can somebody explain the joke
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A cop recently mistook an acorn hitting his car for the sound of a gun firing at him from the handcuffed, searched, man inside the car. Officer then proceeded to do a double combat roll, scream "IM HIT", and unload two magazines into the car with the handcuffed man inside.
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I didn't know why I was seeing acorns all over my feed but I think I can hazard a guess after seeing this. I'm guessing an acorn dropped on a cop car and the pig emptied his clip into someone?
While rolling around on the ground screaming "I'm hit!"
I thought you were making this part up for a laugh. I apologize for questioning your integrity.
It’s gets even more ridiculous…
https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/16/florida-acorn-cop-shooting
I wanted to laugh at the idiot cop until I heard the victim's very real screams thinking someone was dead because she did what is supposed to be the right thing to do by calling the cops :(
Lies that I don't believe for 400 Alex
Ding ding ding ding ding!
Oh except in I'm pretty sure he and his partner missed every single shot, because I've "only" heard the victim talk about emotional trauma.