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  • Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

  • How old are you based on economic experience or position?
  • Sounds like the "undercover spy gear" that was popular for a while. I think there was a cigarette case that folded open and became a gun and, of course, the ink pen telescope plus the ink pen with disappearing ink! And several others as well. It was weird..... we all played outside using our imagination to create fabulous worlds in the same backyard that was a grand prix track yesterday and an undersea exploration spot the day before that. A stick was a horse one minute, a cane the next, a rifle after that , and a baseball bat.... hitting home runs with the bases loaded, winning the world series. Those black walnuts would sail when you made good contact!

    Look.... ok..... it's right there in my name...old. LOL

  • "Men are bad at picking up on women's hints." What are your actual thoughts on this sentiment?
  • Dude, it's been 10 years.... she's definitely interested. Probably.

    Make up some bogus tiktok challenge with a list of questions she has to answer. Slip: "Do you like me?" In the middle of the list.

    Make sure to video it with your phone so it looks legit for tiktok..... but really, you can study her response to dylm? over and over for years to come looking for clues to if she really does like you.

    It's still a coin toss. She may just be nice.

  • What did we learn from Covid? (Jen Sorensen)
  • They'll all be there with thoughts and prayers..... and apparently claps. I mean, I know that's what "I" do whenever someone wants money from me.... I'll think about them, pray I'm never in that circumstance, and clap for them. Seems to help.

    That's sarcasm..... for anyone instantly seething and spitting foam.

    The awkward silence is because they know that clapping is not doing anything useful.

  • If you don't know, now you know
  • Let's put a happy little plant here..... and another here.... and here here here here. See how joyful they look soaking up that sunshine and converting it into Those Hippy Calories.... nice.

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