What should I do in this position? (I'm addicted to reddit)

Google u/spez AMA

Holy clusterfuck!
- Actual incompetent CEO
- new blackout just dropped

Google Lemmy

Holy federated link aggregator!
- Actual reddit alternative.
They obviously already know about Lemmy since it's posted here.
- !woosh@lemmy.ml
- Anarchychess is a glorious cesspool of scum and villainy, parroting the same jokes over and over in slightly different iterations until a new response drops and takes it over entirety. Googling en passant is just the tip of the iceberg. But holy hell, do I love the community. It might appear as an army of actual zombies, but I promise there is no need to call an exorcist, beneath the pure knightmare fuel we are just a giddy bunch.
- TBF it can be viewed through mastodon or kbin

Glad to see this sub here. I wasn't subscribed I just appreciated the insanity at a distance.

Holy new anarchist!
Ditto here. I'm still not quite sure what the underlying "ethos" (?) is of anarchy chess, but god damn it can be funny.
- We have an ethos????

Holy fresh air
- actual sunlight

Google in pass ants.....

(Did i do it right?)

Holy hill.
(Did i do it right?)
- New freelance just dropped
  (Did I do it right?)
- New insect just dropped.

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the famous move Il Blackouticano...

Reddit was getting worse and worse, it’s time for a change anyway.
Delete the apps. Cold turkey time

If I find all my hobbies here sure!

This is the day when Reddit had a serious heart attack and spent two days in a coma. Before that though, there had already been a few heart attacks, but none of them were this bad. Ignoring of all of these warning signs, Reddit continued to smoke and drink at an ever increasing pace, as if to hurry it’s inevitable death.
Reddit takes vacation, never comes back

Google en fédéré

Just stop using Reddit (permanently)
- Who needs Reddit when we have Lemmy?
- That’s a stance I can get behind!
- Actual boycott.

Queen's knight to /m/AskKbin, checkmate in 48 hours

I think this is PIPI in your pampers kind of situation

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

You can't do anything about it unless the mods open the community to the public.

Il vaticano

Play some Chess?

Nobody in r/AnarchyChess actually plays chess
what's a "chess"?
I can't even play chess lmao, I have like -1 Elo. I'm just here for the funni En passant memes
Or overthrow some authorities?
- My pawns seized the means of capturing and beheaded the complete back row in a revolution, what should I do in this position?
- Then play some Chess

google reddit blackout

google archive.org

@itszednotzee you could increase the pressure on reddit quite a bit by joining @anarchychess and posting your best content from the past there :)
be sure reddit is watching the migration, the more content they see popping up here the higher the chance they'll cave in.

@itszednotzee google touching grass

@itszednotzee couldn't only be chess, it had to be anarchy-chess xD

Message the moderators E4