And here I thought James Cordon was the worst part of it

Cats was the last movie my friend and I saw in theatres before the pandemic hit. To this day she will insist the release of Cats ushered in lockdowns and the End Times™️.

“Yeah we’re done here.”

The World, 2020
For a lot of people, the last movie they saw with their friends pre-pandemic was either Cats or Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic wasn't bad, at least not Cats-level bad, but for a last outing with your friends, leaves a little to be desired. Or in the case of Cats, quite a bit to be desired.

You know what, Andrew Lloyd Weber has earned his right to lie about needing an emotional support dog.

He's the one person allowed.

The entire point of the post is that it's not a lie.
- I can see how a complete drama queen would pretend that.
  
  That's why ALW is allowed it.
  
  Not you. Make Broadway your bitch and we can talk.

Release the butthole cut!

Somewhere, it exists. Someone is keeping it in hiding. It haunts that person every day. Or perhaps they are strategically holding it for future proprietary release.
- I'll bet it's in the same vault as the movie where Jerry Lewis plays a clown in Auschwitz.

James Corden is the worst part of everything.

I honestly liked him in Doctor Who. That was the first thing I ever saw him in, and both his episodes were honestly really good.

But holy ever living fuck did he nose dive from there.
- He was somewhat famous before then at least in the UK.
  
  He got famous from a TV show called Gavin and Stacy
What do people have against James Corden?

I only know him from a handful of appearances on panelshows and he seems OK. Yet, everywhere he shows up I read comments about how much people hate him.

What's up with that?
- He seems to be one of those people who’s incredibly rude to service workers. He was banned from a restaurant in NYC and the owner went off on his behavior there:
  
  https://people.com/food/james-corden-banned-from-popular-nyc-restaurant-as-owner-calls-him-most-abusive-customer/
- Put simply he is a massive asshole off screen, and is often not much better on screen
- First, it's trendy. Second, he is kind of an asshole, even on TV.
- Because he was in one show in the UK that was popular and it went to his massive head. A lot of UK actors realize that if they want to do well in hollywood there is this particular level of behavior that is expected of them because they're British (Of course that's a stereotype, but that's Hollywood). But he's too dim to realize that.
  
  People actually liked Alan Rickman which is why he was in everything.
- No talent ass clowns tend to draw ire. /shrug

I'm still waiting for the butthole cut. Apparently an earlier version was made and all the cats had buttholes and you can see them when they bend over and stuff

I NEED THE BUTTHOLE CUT

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT

DO IT YOU HOLLYWOOD COWARDS
I mean cmon internet where is the buthole edit? I mean I don't have the skill/time to do it either so I'm just as much to blame I guess.

I really enjoyed this video by Sideways about how the music in the movie is worse than you thought.

This is totally jellicle.

What's wrong with having a dog...?

Nothing. It's an attempt at irony as humor: author of cats buys dog.

Also I'm sure it's playing off the myth that cats and dogs don't mix.

I read this entirely in the voice of Paul F. Tompkins, my dear Scottrick