Outback Mage is best Mage
Outback Mage is best Mage
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In the Discworld series there are some parodied Australian wizards in The Last Continent book.
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Ah Discworld, the series I'd love to read if it didn't require a flowchart to understand the order of the books.
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I'm a huge fan, Rincewind is one of my fav characters. I think they can just be read in publishing order, whilst characters and some plot lines do crossover each book is a story on its own.
Colour of Magic is a perfect starting point imho.
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They're intended to be standalone stories. I usually just go in release order though.
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Pointy hats with corks from used potions dangling around the rim let's go.
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And when you finish brewing a potion, you just attach it to the hat.
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Highly recommend this short series on YouTube called Wizards of Aus. It's great
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Thanks for the recommendation! I hope you don't end up with axe-face!
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Ah y'know if I do, it's nothing a little kiss from baby bones won't fix.
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You call that an Ice Knife? That's not an Ice Knife... This is an Ice Knife.
(Or Thicket of Knives if you're more inclined to find paths.)
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Aren't drow Australian?
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I mean, they are from down under...
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And spiders
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No, they're mean posh
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This is pretty much the plot of He Who Fights With Monsters. Australian gets Isekaied and proceeds to confuse and dominate. I highly recommend.
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I'm a Texas Wizard, you cowpokes want to see a rope trick?
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PSA: his "rope trick", while subjectively impressive, is just sexual assault he claims you consented to when you say yes.
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THE FUCK!?! I was gonna grab a lasso and do some rodeo shit.
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"Pardon, ma'am, seems I've had one too many Shiners."
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Radagast from LOTR comes to mind
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But is his name Bruce, otherwise it may get confusing?
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Casts Flamin' Galah
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I honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone actually use the terms "strewth" or "chockas" before
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Jandals? Chilly bin? You are confusing us with those across the pond mate. A capital offence I believe...
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Bloomin' onion is a level 3 spell.
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Youra' cunt Harry
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New Zealand Wizard: Yeah naw, you carked it, bro. That's a sweet-as fish. Seen it plenty of times on the poster in my shid. Kī tōnu taku waka topaki i te tuna.