How to show your affection
How to show your affection
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That's not affection, it's confection.
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Same thing to some of us 🤷
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This how you end up waiting forever.
Preheat your oven first you numpties.
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If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating
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Postheating
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That's gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don't preheat first.
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I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.
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Her?
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Look, I'm sure egg is a very nice person...
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I'm egg, and I'm evil
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I hope this post rises to the top.
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Username checks out
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You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring...
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Just tested number 5... DO NOT RECOMMEND. I'm now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.
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I vote vanilla extract.
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And voilà - she's got a turkey in the oven
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I'm getting irrationally angry that they don't start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.
That's my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to "sugar," and so on