Which studio do we bully to get this made?

So, Muppet Jumanji

I can't tell you how many times I think of an amusing idea only to remember that it already exists.
This is the most judgey comma I've seen in a while. Very well done
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Excuse me? What now?
- In one of the newer jumanji movies the kids that get trapped in the game are played by jack black/dwayne Johnson/kevin hart.
- It's not the whole franchise, so that's not entirely accurate, and 2. the movie they're referencing was the weakest of all the Jumanji cash-grabs (funded in no small part by Hart & Johnson), so there's little likelihood that anyone would complain — Besides, it's the fuckin' Muppets! Let's go-o-o-o!
Sounds like Drunk Muppet History to me. Why not?
My immediate thought too

Miss Piggy would definitely call it a Boarbarian, however.

“Kermit the Bard here…”
- I heard that. 🥰
- I now really want to see a version of Rainbow Connection but with more YABOGABI
I do hope she makes a CR ref with "I... would like... to... rrrRRA-A-AGE!!"

My favorite is when you have a great serious performance with Muppets as the costars like Michael Cain in the Muppets Christmas Carol

I watched that on Christmas solely for how straight Michael Caine plays it in a fuckin Muppet movie ❤️
As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:
Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck
Or
Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly

I envision this as something Community would have pulled off if the rights were in place. I miss that show...

I miss the banned episode
Chang is the asshole of all assholes on that series and shows up in Dark Elf makeup… https://youtu.be/dk4eT5huZxc?si=hjxQTnxlhyVt75_L Because of course he did.

Its my hope in 5 to 10 years this will be enough of a prompt for ai to make you a movie.

It will be good for about 3 to 5 years, then all the streaming services left will bring out an AI tier subscription and Aiflix will lose prominence as functionality is the new copyright not content

If you like the "cutting back and forth between table and in-game" part, the Gamers series by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment would be right up your alley. Particularly "Dorkness Rising," easily the most quotable film in the set.