Oh my god... THEY'VE BOTTLED ME

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Eat yo mushroom powders so you can be big and strong.
stronk
I figured you'd be something like gas station boner pills and not something classy like artisan squeezed immune system boosting mushrooms.
- The difference between me in dress blues and me in a tanktop
What becoming one with the mycelium network does to a person
Guaranteed to keep you erect for at least 6 hours
Essence of Stamets in a bottle? Not sure how to feel about that one
- Neither am I my man! I didn't wanna by powdered!
Paul is an interesting fellow. I almost worked for him. Went into shellfish instead at the last minute.
Own some Stamets for host defense.
I hope you're getting royalties
- I mean... The Founder of Host Defense is Paul Stamets... In 1980... https://hostdefense.com/pages/who-we-are#about-paul-stamets ... Sounds like someone has a temporal problem ...
  
  My brain just travelled into the mycelial network and back again .... that is freakin amazing ... I love the connection they made there ... wow
I don't trust that product. It's probably filled with tardigrades.

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