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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

2y ago

He also objects to crosswalks.

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But Jesus drove a Honda.
"For I do no speak of my own Accord"
Jesus take the reins
- Jesus take the L.
Guess road rage would make him a little cross?
Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!
jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they're everything the bible says is sinful
like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?
Upvoted for title
- I was hoping it wasn't too over the line
Kirk take the wheel.
- I knew Kirk was Jesus.
Larger boats had wheels to control their rudders though. It's a historically valid expression.
- Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.
  Source: naval historian
  Okay that's a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia
  
  Yeah probably 17th century - confirmed as early as 1703 but expected to have existed earlier. So I was definitely wrong. But how do we know it wasn't invented thousands of years earlier and forgotten? But yeah, not in Jesus' time.
we need a Christ on a heist community
If Jesus got the wheel I don't think he'd want to come back to life.
- I’ve seen you a few times now and wanted to give you a heads up. Your videos don’t seem to play on the browser client.
  
  What does "the browser client" mean? I can see the gifs of the person you are responding to both when using Brave browser to access lemmy.world, and on my phone using Voyager.
- Can’t see this on iOS, neither Voyager app nor any browser.
  I’ve asked your admins for a fix, few days back!
  
  It works for me. Maybe try using Eternity

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