No matter how kind you are...

I have German children planted in my yard.

It's my kinder garden.

a+

Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

Das ist richtig

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

As are Dutch kids.

Alles klar.

👏