Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Bombastic @lemmy.world 1y ago

A lesson for all you youngsters

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I CAN argue with that!
- No you can't and won't and aren't
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have a PhD in online arguments, and I've been involved in numerous anonymous arguments with internet strangers, and I have won over 300 arguments online.
- Oh, so you're an expert in online arguments? Name every online argument.
  
  Here:
  
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https://xkcd.com/386/
- He's saving the internet, what a guy
This is the wrong opinion.
- No, my opinion is wrong!
  
  No this is Patrick
I call BS on that. Time is relative. Fucking Green Captain America…go put a circle of salt around you, it won’t help you against my facts and logic.
At least you're getting involved rather than just watching strangers argue.
Don't tell me what to do!!! 😁
- Don't tell me what not to tell you!
there, argue with me:

noodles > rice
- rice is cheaper
- I like rice better. And I’m Italian.
  
  You can pair it with so much more stuff.
- What about noodles with rice?
- Rice is healthier
  
  Brown rice is healthier, white rice causes nutritional deficiencies.
- California rolls >>>>> OG Japansse Sushi
- What about rice noodles?
  
  rice noodles are fucking amazing, but they are still noodles
So far so good here. The communities aren't niche enough yet, so naturally I've already been called a nazi.
- Are you a Nazi?
  
  Just asking for curiosities sake. I expect not, but you never know.
  
  I not nazi.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Every comment I write is viewed hundreds of times. I feel like I am exporting my cultural beliefs by being so vocal on the Internet.
I think honest debate about ideas and the world around you is an integral part of life.

Course, there's that pesky word, 'honest'.
- No, youre wrong.
sir yes sir
Haven't got enough spine to even talk to people irl
And asserting that you are right.
No you
And leaking classified military documents to win said arguments.
Wron opinion is x)
what else am i gunna do on the shitter? pokemon killed the series, and mobile games suck.
- Play old Pokémon games, duh.
  
  i've already played those games.
thanks old man
https://xkcd.com/386/
- I'd love to see an updated version of that
  
  Edit, nevermind wrong link. Somehow first time it showed the big earth temp graph.
This is what I think whenever I see someone freaking out in public over nothing.

"Is this really what you want to be doing today?"
You're not my supervisor!
Some sage wisdom here. I will make sure to follow it for the rest of my life.
black beens > white beans, deny it if you can
Test
Stop telling me what to do, Mom!
Sure thing.

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