Family happiness

Good coffee > PS5

PC > PS5
PC MASTER GIGA RACE
- You're not gonna like this but, it depends. Sony implemented some very unique tech into the PS5. So if a game was designed to fully exploit the PS5 capabilities, then your experience playing that game will be far inferior on PC (for now).
  SOURCE: I own all the consoles, Steam Deck, gaming PC, GeForce Now Founders subscription, and a number of good coffee makers.
I can't play Demon Souls on coffee.
I jitter too much and fuck up.

haha wife bad

FWIW I interpreted the couple as being pre-marriage, in the "let's try buying things together" phase.* The joke is that he would rather hang with a bro instead.
clues: they're young-ish; she's not wearing a ring; if they were married he'd have given it as a gift or just told her to buy it herself.
- You're partially right. It was love at first sight. He wants to go home with the dude, but he's already in a commited closed relationship with the girl. At least that's my head cannon.

Is that a mixing machine or a coffee machine?

Either way i'd be more stoked about getting that than a ps5

Me too
I don't play on console, but I also don't do coffee so I'd have to take the PS5 in this case.
Now, if it was a bong instead... well that's my kind of drug!
It's an espresso machine

I think it'd make more sense if it was a car seat since coffee is a cozy luxury where kids are a lot of work and responsibility. Then it's more of a lost free time joke than a "wife bad" joke. I still thought the longing look back was silly though

I have never understood the obsession with coffee. I drank it once. It was bitter scorching sadness. Why is everybody obsessed with coffee?

each person has their own palate, most adults tend to develop a palate for bitter foods like coffee, beer, high % cocoa chocolate, etc
It's not a rule, but a tendency, If you don't like It now maybe you're too young or your palate went another direction, not a problem imo
- My palate apparently went another direction.
That was bad coffee. There is good coffee. Also, caffeine makes me feel good and get things done
I used to hate coffee until I had espresso. Like, good, syrup-consistency espresso. It tasted like a really good dark chocolate.
Because it contains an addictive drug.
I drink decaf now, but I just really like a good cup of strong coffee. I make mine in a moka pot as I'm to poor for espresso, but it can just brighten my day.
I like bitter foods though. Your pallet may just be incompatible with it, like how some people just can't do spicy or mushrooms or whatever.
it's tasty, that's about it. and fun. caffeine is also a factor for some but not necessarily for everybody.