I need an orc boyfriend

Yeah, when I think dwarf, I think short, stocky, with the men leaning heavily towards muscular bear bodies, and women generally being shortstacks.

No ass? My ass!

Yeah, I kind of picture them being short and thicc, but I admittedly don't consume much media featuring dwarves, so maybe my headcanon is wrong.

right? an important part of the dwarven mating ritual is having a pronounced ass cleavage when you bend over to work on some machinery