It's been a long old dusty road

Me at my third rodeo:

This ain’t my first rodeo

All rodeo visits after the first are just an excuse to say this constantly, honestly.

When I went to my first rodeo they had a long delay because the bull refused to exit the arena. I had to say to strangers, "This is literally my first rodeo, is this normal?" Got a lot of laughs. It is apparently not normal.

He ain't wrong