You should see a doctor, or atleast a biological researcher cause if your piss is carbonated you may low key have multiple problems.
Crazy that after all that time, his cause of death was drowning in diarrhea? He died doing what he loved.
I hope that someone makes a headstone that has a comfortable perch so visitors can easily take a dump while not stepping in previous visitors stools.
When he died a friend texted me this:In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom
Ooo, carbonated piss!
The spicy kind, like what I'm shooting
You should see a doctor, or atleast a biological researcher cause if your piss is carbonated you may low key have multiple problems.