2y ago

Terminally online brainrot

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Real women have eyes the size of small plates, their head is twice as wide as their hips and they don't have visible noses, unless viewed from the side.
- Wait a minute, have women been Greys this entire time?
  
  Dammit our cover is blown
I'll never forget when people lost their shit over the Horizon Zero Dawn protagonist having peach fuzz on her face.
- The thing that got me was that they bothered.
  
  What, you think they have lip-waxing in the apocalyptic far future?
  
  You mean the people who are getting paid loads of money to model characters all day? I wonder why they bothered too. /s
- What fetish are you suggesting the employees of these companies in the chain of approval for these decisions all coincidentally had in common for it to make it out to a public audience unchallenged?
  
  You don't think the mocap actress being in the 40s had anything to do with it?
- You seriously need to go outside if you think that looks like a man holy fuck
  
  It’s Homelander in a red wig.
  
  here this explains everything:
- The constsnt push for realistic graphics has created this kind of paradox where Gamers want games to look 1:1 like real life but they also have no idea what a normal human woman looks like.
  
  Honestly, my first thought was that she looks like a younger Amy Dumas (aka Lita from WWE). It's really pretty weird that people are so quick to say she looks like a man just because she doesn't look like a waif.
  
  Can I have games that look like Deep Rock Galactic but higher framerates and more zombies and more emergent gameplay dynamics?
  Also devs who aren't crunched and are well paid so they can parent and touch grass sometimes too.
- ...how??
- looking at just her face while ignoring her hair it kinda does
  
  "Faces are affected by human variation and the ability to tell genders apart is mostly contextual. More at 11."
- no srsly. deeply. honestly.
  WTF?
Looks a bit like Kristen Stewart in that screenshot.
There's just a lot of neckbeards out there that assume any woman with a better chin than them (and that's not difficult) is a man.
- I think she looks like Kathryn Hahn
Good ol sexism from people wholl never touch grass, cause that requires them to go outside for once
I think, "Alloy has a beard." Is the best example of this.
Nah, it's only Bethesda that does not know.
Can somebody explain the re-Xed X?
- The straightest Peter (parker) got the manliest MJ (Mary Jane), sadge (twitch emote for sad/cringe). It's a chud being a chud about Mary Jane not being fuckable enough for their tastes in a spiderman game, because that's an opinion people have now I guess
  
  To he fair regarding the facts, MJ is supposed to be far more attractive than a “normal” woman and way out of Peter’s league. She fixes his fashion and gets him to ditch the glasses.
  
  Can you explain the straightest Peter part too?
- you mean the retweeted tweet? because why the fuck would you show a corporation manners
  
  I'm enjoying that their question really was gibberish to me before you put it in normal terms. May it always remain that way
Ah yes. Gamers are the oanes who want to push graphics to 1:1 with reality.
But she looks like shit
What? I think she is cute and hot

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