Coal is actually split into four typesLigniteSubbituminousBituminousAnthraciteAnd there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.
Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.
But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?
With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
I just write angry letters to my local mall.
Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion
Due to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.
All I want for Christmas is coal
oh god.
They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.