Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet

I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

That may or may not be true but there's a good chance there's some dehydrated milk in the lab
She's not pretending she's just creating biased propaganda funded by Bill Gates and George Soros so the government can implant us with 5G mind-control microchips to make us autistic zombies.
/s
And it's going to be the best damn orange juice you've ever tasted

While I'm here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don't get sick, and don't get other people sick.

Got mine! 10/10 will definitely do again
Yeah.. For people saying COVID is "just the flu", I had a friend who ended up in hospital with COVID.. When I got covid and thought I may have spread it to her (fortunately she got lucky and somehow didn't get it) , she pretty much started prepacking for hospital.
It's still a super serious virus, same as the real flu..
- I know four people who ended up in the hospital from COVID, one in a medically induced coma for a couple of weeks. All except one of them is in their 30's or 40's and in good physical condition, the exception is a friend's young child who is in the ICU right now and they're not sure she'll survive…
Also get your dogs rabies vaccines! We are getting dangerously close to having less than 80% of the dogs in the US vaccinated. This will cause pockets of disease in your pets.
I highly recommend staggering them though. I did them both together last year and felt so sick that I had to take a day off of work (still better than COVID or Flu). This year, I had a COVID booster and I'm getting a flu shot Monday. The COVID shot did nothing to me but give me a sore arm and flu shots never do anything.
I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.
Flu shots are only given to the elderly and vulnerable where I live. It's weird to see people talking about getting the flu shot like it's a normal thing.
I'll get my flu shot once my cold mostly resolves. My entire face feels like it's about to sneeze 24/7 and it's like a personal hell

These people will drink bleach if someone tells them to https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/10/florida-men-sentenced-to-years-in-prison-for-selling-bleach-as-miracle-cure/
Anti-vaxxers aren't anti-science because that would imply they understand science. They're anti-knowledge and anti-reason which is far more dangerous.

Damn, I didn't even realize I'm doing anti-vax research as i type this

Username checks out.

A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can't shit. Shit is a manly that woman can't do!

Not to kill your joke but women do sit to pee as well.
- Wait, my anime body pillow pees?
- Females don't have bodily functions, obviously. It's impure and unwoman like to use the toilet.
  /s
- Maybe That Lady stands to pee and Banana has access to that intel?
I’m bewildered, too. The only thing keeping me from flying into a confused, indignant rage is the thought that a lab is kind of like a kitchen.

What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s

Supposedly Newton's idea of gravity but that story with the apple could just be a cover-up.
- I mean. Maybe that's why he was squatting under the tree?
- Well it was all downhill after that, so not sure it was great you know!
- Well depends on how you define toilet. The flushing toilet was invented after issac newtons life so it definitely wasnt on what what would currently be considered a toilet.
The ones that started in the shower?
Flux capacitor was thought of on the toilet I believe.
- I think it was thought of after falling off a toilet, so toilet-assisted?
It's a little known fact that Newton was pooping under that apple tree when the apple fell on his head.

Well the top picture clearly doesn't represent the 3rd phase of trials, as there wasn't one when the COVID vaccine was mandated lol

Where was it mandated?
- Airplanes, trains, boats, gov employees, public service workers, private corp employees (based on gov advice - mostly office workers and sports players), all forms of healthcare workers, schools, immigrants, and military to name a few.
  But most of it has been repealed now thankfully
- My office, for one. But you prolly mean by government. Crossing the border in Canada led to the trucker thing. To be clear, I got my third booster last month. I’m pro-vax.
Why do you need a 3rd ühase of trials in a pandemic? Do you also not wash your hands after pissing and shitting? There hasnt been a trial for that.
Which source told you that medicine isnt safe if it doesnt get 3 trials?
No homeopathy ever goes to trials.
Your painkillers didnt get 3 trials.
- Right because injections and washing your hands are comparable.
  The "source that told me" was a bit of critical thought and common sense. This was a vaccine with tech we've never used on massive populations before, pushed by political leaders, followed by media outlets and gov leaders trying to paint everyone who questions it as if they're the worst people humanity has to offer. Ofc we need extensive trials for a vaccine like that (or any vaccine), especially when the producers of the vaccine are immune from liability.
  Do you remember what informed consent is? If you're injecting stuff into you, without fully understanding what either the virus itself can do, or what the vaccine can do, you're just blindly following people.
  It's this same mentality and confusion that lead to our current opioid pandemic. Blind trust in our institutions and leaders

The truth is somewhere in between, as always (/s if not obvious)

Didn't pfizer have to be court ordered to release the results of their testing with the vaccine though? Whether the vaccine works or not that's shady as hell

Yea Pfizer as a company is deeply efficient at marketing and shareholder capital.

I'm glad I got my OTA covid update with the recent emergency broadcast, cellphones definitely ON! Vaccine fully activated

Fortunately, survival of the fittest and anti vaxxers love things like those anti-5g pendants.... Many of which are radioactive

The tags should be switched for the images. Vaccine scientists let us all down. Don't think I'll ever trust vaccines ever again.

I dont care for how this meme seems to be shitting on toilet research. Not defending the anti-vaxer but you can learn quite a bit while on the toilet

Learning isn't the same as researching.