Insult level
Insult level
61 comments
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Ich hätte gerne einen Hamburger
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I would like to buy a hamburger. https://youtu.be/Z6oeAdemFZw
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Ein Döner mit alles mit scharf!
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Heirate mich.
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Whenever I need to intimidate someone, I say "У меня есть маленькая собачка" in an angry mumble. It sounds scary, but means "I have a little dog"...
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A KÄSLEBERKASSEMMEL BITTE!
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Please don't kill me
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Sprich Deutsch du Whorensohn
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no idea what that mean but I feel attacked.
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Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar
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Wenn du das sagen willst, sag es richtig! ::: spoiler spoiler ___ I really hope I said that right, or else this would be far too ironic for my taste. :::
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Das heißt Hurensohn du reudiger Angelsachse!
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Zum hier essen oder zum Mitnehmen?
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Harrys Pferdeschnitzel, gestern noch geritten, heute schon mit fritten. Was möchten sie bestellen?
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Hallo, ich hatte gestern bei euch ein schnitzel bestellt. Leider muss ich sagen dass es war ein bisschen unter gekocht, weil es hat mein stroh hut gegessen, und mein tochter hat ihm der ganze nacht geritten.
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Sie waren wohl gestern da. Tja.
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Endboss: Bewirtungsbeleg.
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Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunternehmenbeamtengesellschaft
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obligatory link to How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages
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Only fascists talk like that at their conferences. And then it doesn't sound much better in other languages.
There are a hell of a lot of good examples of how terrible our language is, but that's nonsense.
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It's a tired joke missing any context or finesse but has some truth to it like most of these kind of stereotypes.
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@janus2 @frankyboi, so actually only when a German is pissed off
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Oh for sure. Any language sounds intense asf when you're yelling it. Didn't mean to hit some nerves by linking a decade old video... I believe the creators meant no harm and I didn't either :[
If someone who didn't speak English overheard me greeting my cousins, they'd probably think I was trying to start a fight :P
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What do you mean, Handkäs mit Musik (hand cheese "with music") is perfectly understandable!
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One of my favorites. After learning insults in German and Spanish, English curses are weaksauce.
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Es ist sehr treu.
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Bitte einen Viertelpfund-Cheeseburger, eine Brezel, ein Würstchen und einen Krug Bier!😆
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Try having a good relationship with God in Italian
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I feel like Australians can take the insults up a notch.
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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No one mentioning Arab insults? Shit goes hard.
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Здравствуйте, Ein kabop, gracias.
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De nada
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You should know how it works to say how you like your friend in the Brazilian/carioca way (Rio de Janeiro). It scares the shit out of anyone from outside there.
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3 im weggla bidde!
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Anything in chinese
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I don't get it ,but I appreciate your efforts .lol
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Good DAY sir!
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So we're talking insults and no one's gonna mention Serbian.... Пуши курац is a classic!
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Italian insults: the literal antichrist
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Being German with a Ukrainian grandmother, I can promise that simply shouting a recipe in Russian will wither most people to the ground.
That's the case for pretty much every language if the person you're talking to doesn't understand you and you shout it aggressively enough