A reminder that delivery apps are unnatural

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If this is wrong I don't wanna be right
I’ve never really wanted some random person to bring me fast food for 40% more plus a tip.
- I'd be ok with a random person bringing me a regular restaurant's food for about 10% more plus tip
  
  I suppose. I don’t really approve of the way drivers are “hired”, vetted or paid by these companies, though.
- I'm lazy and going out makes me anxious
I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can't afford the hospital bill for getting hit by an SUV later this evening.

I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.
- You thought my full size oven, 6 burner stove, and kitchen island were for... preparing and cooking food? Am I some kind of servant?
  
  I'm too busy WORKING (from home) every day from 9(ish) to 4(ish) to cook healthy meals for myself. What?! You expect me to prepare my signature braised salmon and slow roasted vegetables every day? That's the only meal I've learned to cook and it takes over an hour!
Ah, and now this account posts a door dash advertisement.

An effective way to stay poor is to spend your money on expensive, greasy, salty food that will send you to an early grave.
125 unread messages gives me anxiety
Why are they texting my dog
Fuckin lol

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